@rickolantern: Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
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@Daddyissues__: Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chic is you.
@Marlebean: Me: My neighbor who's a doctor said it's healthy to sleep nude Friend: What type of dr? Me: Optometrist I guess. He has lots of binoculars
@junejuly12: The way my dog tries to sneak a bit of grass when I’m not looking, you’d think it was weed.
@Spotzwoj: "I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault." ~ girls