@Kiirkland: Imagine you playing dead and the shooter yells out “tickle all the dead bodies”
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@jimmytorosian: Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!
@Shot_Of_Cabo: "Wanna fool around while the baby is asleep?" I ask to the woman next to me on the plane who I've never met before and whose baby is asleep.