@BeckyKillinit: #IMustBeOldBecause I'm starting to give real world answers on my math test!
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@BoomBoomBetty: One time I was talking to a really cute med student, we were flirting and laughing and it all looked promising. Then I sat down on a chair and it collapsed under me and shattered. Anyway that was 26 years ago and I haven’t sat down since.
@SuperApple8: Me: BARTENDER! Bring me another beer. Him: Mom, I'm doing my homework. Me: *claps* Star! Him: I hate Twitter. Me: *belch* blocked.