A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn’t happen in Arizona either.
In addition to dental offices, the following should be allowed to offer nitrous oxide:
•children’s birthday parties when parents have to stay and wait
•work meetings that last longer than 30 minutes
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MORGAN FREEMAN: But he would not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk that night and fought a raccoon.
If the earth IS flat then maybe dinosaurs live on the other side, and we keep digging up their dead and buried.
“WHY ARE YOU RIPPING OUT ALL OF YOUR FUR?!!”
-my dog, when I wax
I am not gullible. I am just easily tricked- which someone told me is different.
It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt…and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back.
I was kinda flattered when the police sketch artist made me better looking.
Housekeeping: Ma’am, would you like me to turn down your bed?
Me: Yes, thank you. Would you mind turning down my husband for me as well?
“I knew the dame was trouble when she waltzed into my offfice with a green diamond floating over her head.”
That moment when you’re driving and tweeting and you look up and notice you’re in the Atlantic Ocean.