@roxiqt: In any relationship, you have to accept some of your partners quirks & they must accept some of yours. Some people chew loudly. Some people snore. Some people leave the door open so a large opossum can sleep on the couch because he likes the couch & it's too cold outside anyways.
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@AVenezuelan19: I sexually identify as a cup of ramen noodles. I’m little, cheap, will leave you unsatisfied and i’m the last resort for many people.
@skittle624: High heels are beautiful and sexy until you wear them for 5 minutes and want to throw them against a wall.
@NewDadNotes: [watching the Lord of the Rings] Me: who do you think is more powerful Gandalf or Sauron? Wife: Sauron’s Wife. Me: but he’s not married lol. Wife: then why does he spend 3 movies frantically searching for his lost ring? Me: Wife: he’s definitely scared to tell his wife.