@AngryRaccoon2: In Canada at our Black Friday sales we fight to see who gets to hold the door open for others.
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@Kyle_Raney: "I'd like to make a toast." - piece of toast telling her toast husband she wants to start a family
@YoungNobler: It's the 20th anniversary of Infinite Jest and the 6th anniversary of my buying Infinite Jest and never getting around to reading it.
@TankCesar: How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....