@worley_7: In dog beers I've only had 2.
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@VodkaDietSoda: The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating, I immediately shove the whole damn thing in my mouth & look baffled.
@PhilJamesson: me (smirking as i pick a card): what next magician: now you close your eyes me (rolling my eyes to a friend): lol okay whatever magician: (kicks me in the face) stop ruining fun things because you're afraid you won't be the center of attention [my friends all applaud]
@Procaffinator: Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito.