@JimGaffigan: In email they should change “Save As New” to “Ugh, I’ll Deal With That Later.”
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@LittleMissLizz: I’m going to replace my uterus with something practical, like a second stomach or a bubble gum machine.
@IamJackBoot: The Hallmark channel. Where else can you watch a two hour movie and not recognize a single actor?
@myhoneypeaches: if you aren’t someone the church would’ve killed 400 years ago are you even living?