@cookiejartales: In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again
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@omically: "Gary give me the gun" "I thought you had it" "I TOLD you to bring it" "I didn't" "who brought the getaway car?" -Disorganized crime
@emdoyl: 2011: The world’s gonna end next year...like probably....bc of something w the Mayans People: *freaking out* 2019: There is SCIENTIFIC PROOF that Global Warming is rapidly destroying life as we know it, and we need change, fast. People: lol ok
@weinerdog4life: A romantic thing you can do for your wife is try to get a raccoon to come in your house
@SondraDeeMe: If you had let me finish, yes your baby looks like a disgruntled employee, but I meant of the month.