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@Sleinso: In hell your pizza delivery guy is a snail.
@clichedout: me: wanna hear a joke about a guy who questions everything
@blade_funner: [THE INVENTOR OF GUM]
What if you could just pretend to eat?
@AbbyHasIssues: Me: I'll take $2,000, Alex.
Alex Trebek: In which category?
Me: No question. I just need $2,000.
@Los01001111: The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
@LilMamacitaDont: I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have "followed" me. I'm getting choked tonite. Help.