@GeauxSaints79: In hindsight, using the word "harder" as the safe word, was not the best idea.
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@Whitnuts: My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist.
@jordan_stratton: I can't imagine a better slogan for a glasses company than, "Buy our glasses if you ever want to see your children again."
@1Happytwit: I've been looking for the lid for this Tupperware container and somehow I'm now three weeks late for work.
@sonictyrant: mugger: act cool and you wont get hurt me: *two thumbs up* Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mugger: you know what, here's your wallet back