@gobmentcheese: In my family, we settle all disputes by pointing out the other's short comings and failures and whoever starts crying first loses.
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@lolkthen_: [walking her home after the first date] She: I love long walks [Trying to impress her] I have to walk everywhere cause I can't afford a car.
@daemonic3: Can me and you go out sometime? "No, your grammar is too poor" Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?
@kay_bee28: Told my mum someone had been shot and she asked with what? I wanted to reply 'with a cutlass' but I want her to pay for masters...