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@DumbConfessions: [in Paris]

Will you have sex with me?

"No monsieur."

Okay, like, I don't speak French. BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES.

[in Paris]

Will you have sex with me?

“No monsieur.”

Okay, like, I don’t speak French. BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES.

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