@JaneBadall: In retrospect, the kidnapping was going according to plan until I blew my nose on the rag I'd soaked with chloroform.
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@RyanAndrewMitch: I only accept chocolate chip cookie bribes, THE SOFT ONES CHRISTY, NOT THE GARBAGE YOU GAVE ME.
@: What are you hiding in your locked instagram? sandwiches? Sunsets???? let us see your nephew!!!!
@PleaseBeGneiss: Friend: excited for your date? Me: no I just found out what we do at the end Friend: kiss? Me: *thinking about tipping* math