In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca’s home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants.

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Me: Have you tried essential oils?


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HER: *looks at lobster tank* i’ll take that one
ME: *looks out window* i’ll take that pigeon


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