One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, “Samsung has had this feature for years”.
In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca’s home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants.
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but is once a year often enough ?
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me: oh wow that’s silly
4yo: yeah but I won’t kill them. This time.
me: wait, what?
“So I go east? Then west? Then back east?”
~ Me, drunk and getting directions from the inflatable stick figure in front of a car dealership
“Sorry I’m late”
Why are there scratches all over your face?
You can scratch in jujitsu?
“It’s my cat’s best move”
CW: Hey, I found your Twi…
Me: *jumps out window*