@BoothysTweets: [in the park]
Me: Aww I see you have a puppy too...
Her: uh huh, I guess...
Me: [walks off dragging a beer can on a string]
![[in the park]
Me: Aww I see you have a puppy too…
Her: uh huh, I guess…
Me: [walks off dragging a beer can on a string]](/cache/134408.jpg)
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