@OfficeofSteve: Instead of cursing and swearing when someone cuts me off in traffic, I just yell lyrics from Spice Girl songs out the window
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@junejuly12: Sometimes I want to kidnap a few woman for two to three weeks so that their eyebrows can grow without fear
@TheBoydP: Friend: Let’s go to the game next week Me: Let me check my calendar Also me: (yelling into the next room) Honey!
@beingbernz: To all the boys I didn’t really like but then realized they liked me so I started liking them and then they stopped liking me so it made me like them more.
@Dawn_M_: People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.