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@david8hughes: [interrogation]
"What do u do for a living?"
Jewel thief.
"Louder for the tape."
[leans in]
Cool beef. I bring hot beef down in temperature.

[interrogation]
“What do u do for a living?”
Jewel thief.
“Louder for the tape.”
[leans in]
Cool beef. I bring hot beef down in temperature.

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