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"What's your greatest weakness?"
@DrakeGatsby: Me: *eating turkey*
Cartographer: My work!
@AsYouNotWish: I hate it when celebrities ask me to donate to some fund, you make 30 millions a movie & I make $30 a day. You send money.
@TheTweetOfGod: My last name is Zilla.
@nbadag: THERAPIST: you're running from something. what do u think it might be?
[goose outside the window does throat-slitting motion]
@theNuzzy: Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted.