Inventor of popcorn: Quickly! We have to put out the fire in the corn silo before it gets to the butter silo!

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I’m watching CNN at 4am and there’s a commercial for a pot that’s “big enough to cook a hundred meatballs”


geologists have had it too easy for too long. discover a new rock or i will riot


A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior.


Ever find a mirror that makes you look really good and you’re like oh OK this is where I live now I live in this airport restroom now


I asked the wife what she wanted for her birthday and all she said was ‘after all this time you know what I like, surprise me’.

Anyone know how to go about the harvesting and storing of souls?


Her: Why are you videoing that microwave meal?

Me: The instructions say ‘remove packaging and film’


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Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton’s speech calling them a “basket of deplorables.” The rest had to go look up “deplorable.”