@Everette: iPhone 8 is like your ex coming back after a year saying they changed, you give them another a chance and realize they're basically the same
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@sixthformpoet: The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.
@Darlainky: Your attempt to intimidate me with your knuckle cracking is a waste of time, I'm quite aware it's a gas bubble between your bone & joint.
@Bob_Janke: My sister's boyfriend is visiting from England and we're going to the driving range. What are the English rules of golf. Do I have to fight him or what.
@ibid78: Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant.