@Itskarleytime: Is corn the only vegetable that’s better exploded?
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@ericsshadow: [on a business trip to South Carolina] Nice to meet you. I'm from Philadelphia. "Welcome to the United States."
@VerbsRProudest: When someone accuses you of being defensive, you can't deny it without sounding defensive. Just hurl a flower pot. No one expects that.
@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.