@Itskarleytime: Is corn the only vegetable that’s better exploded?
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Anna: If you don't wanna build a snowman I feel bad for you, son. Elsa: I got 99 problems but the cold ain't one.
@theshantilly: *avoids eye contact until 10 ft from friend *keeps avoiding eye contact *walks by friend *hears friend calling name *breaks into a run
@Reverend_Scott: I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, "Proud parent of your wife's kid."