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@unravelingfire: Is it weird to think about mac and cheese during sex?

Ma'am, I just tear the movie tickets. But yes, it's weird.

Is it weird to think about mac and cheese during sex?

Ma’am, I just tear the movie tickets. But yes, it’s weird.

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