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“Oh man, you’ve got stretched lobes and piercings? I’ve got stretched lobes and piercings, too!”

“Sweet! We should hang out!”

– Ear buds


HER: You can’t even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference.

ME: Yes I Khan.


someone on Reddit said English is like five languages hiding in a trench coat pretending to be one language and like….yeah


Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder “who ties your shoelaces for you?”


I was going to get a tattoo but then I realized I’m 34 and I’m still not sure if I like tomatoes.


What do we want?
When do we want them?


“What’s wrong honey?”
My bad knee is acting up again.
*knee robs a gas station*


COP: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
ME: “So it wouldn’t be windy when we talked.”