@pixelatedboat: Is there something I can hang around my neck to show that I'm a big fan of crucifixions?
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@FreudsTwin: My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him.
@i_theindian: When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down.
@LorieGZ: Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in! My daughter: You shouldn't wish for that..you're the one that does the laundry!