@drinksmcgee: Is there such a thing as "Spirit Furniture"? I think I've found mine...
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@AbbyHasIssues: A group of crows is called a murder. A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive.
@weenbeans: *rubs temples* security guard: Hey you! Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!
@ThugRaccoons: [Wedding day] Bride: *coming down the aisle* WTF? You’re wearing the same dress as me!?!? Me: Well THIS is awkward Priest: *in same dress* Ok. One of us has to change