“Is this InkJet any good?”
“Sure – we’ve sold it to royalty”
“Mate, it prints ALL the letters”

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*I think for a moment and then move my hands closer together*


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Me: leave

CW: why?

Me: I’m never bringing a banana to work again, okay Todd!?!?


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