It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Praying for telemarketers to call so I can experience human contact as I slowly dissolve into dust


For Halloween my husband asked me to dress up as a nurse, cause that’s one of his fantasies: That we have health care.


I ate so much bread yesterday, I checked Web MD to make sure that I couldn’t end up with a yeast infection.


we’re in Quarantine so the government can change the batteries in all the Birds. you ever seen a baby pigeon ? didnt think so


rt if you’d call your friend just to tell them that potatoes came to japan in 1600


A) Gov. George Wallace
B) The Offspring
C) My mom teaching me to do laundry
D) All of the above


In the middle of a GOP debate, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face.