It just isn’t as fun to rob banks any more.
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how much my patient talks about their healthy choices
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how much my patient talks about their single daughter
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“If anyone happens to see a common field mouse run by in a Hot pink sweater, please disregard.”
Me: I’m a very reserved person
Me: [5 minutes later] if aliens abducted me no one would miss me
[first day as a lawyer]
me: lol damn. i thought that would work, ur honor
me: [eyes narrow]
Sorry I yelled, “Sweep the leg!” when you got down on one knee to propose to your girlfriend.
But I stand by my advice.
With KFC’s announcement they’ve created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food.
You have precisely two minutes to consider where your life went wrong as you watch your Hot Pocket rotate in the microwave.
After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like “feeding the hungry” and “How to thank a loving wife”
Pretty sure it’s easier to break a person out of a maximum security prison than break a Barbie doll out of its package.