@realHamOnWry: It just seems crazy that the final apocalypse could be started by a guy who says "You're fired" every time he launches a nuke.
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@Chumpstring: genie: you have three wishes me: make firemen ugly genie: you got it me: instead of sliding down a pole make them climb out of a well genie: ok me: take the big ladder off their truck genie: dude what’s your problem
@TheFraudMallu: My grandmother reads obituary column in the newspaper everyday. It is pretty much like searching for your childhood friends on Facebook.