@EricMarten: It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East.
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@Donna_McCoy: I am far too familiar with the bathroom floor to ever be judgemental of anyone else's life decisions.
@Marlebean: 4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!
@rebrafsim: Cop: say the alphabet backwards Me: the alphabet backwards Cop: okay, you’re under arrest Me: but you said— Cop: I didn’t say simon says Me: oh shit