@eedrk: It takes a big man to apologize, and it takes a small man to climb into a suitcase. all sizes of men have their power
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@redpawn3: I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?
@ginadivittorio: 'Pumpkin' has got to be the weirdest pet name. How do you look at the person you cherish and adore and decide to call them the second largest squash in North America?
@sixfootcandy: Him: What time are you picking up the kids? Me: I'll leave as soon as I rinse the blood off my car. Him: What? Me: What? *click*
@TheHoyBoy_: When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors