@lifecoachfit: It takes a village to raise a child so I dropped the kids off at my neighbors house with a note: "your turn"
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@kalindi_rana: I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it. Doctor: This is your third Botox appointment. That wasn't even funny the first time.
@TVsCarlKinsella: “You have nice eyes” - boring - unoriginal - she’s probably heard it a million times “Jeepers, creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?” - musical - invites a dialogue - reminiscent of a better time, before World War II - could yield info on where to acquire good peepers
@steeve_again: Magician: I can make anything disappear Tom: *holding cup* do it to my tea Magician: *waves hand* done om: *holding cup* it didn’t work
@dorkwing_duck: Me: how long are you gonna sit there picking your nose? I tried to be polite but this is absurd Potato Head: I want to look good on my date