@shutupmikeginn: It’d be funny if Hannibal Lecter was a terrible cook. Just microwaving kidney quesadillas or whatever. Mac & cheese with chopped up fingers.
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@Prof_Hinkley: I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one
@TheWoodenslurpy: Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?
@Donna_McCoy: You think a person loves you and then they up and bring a grocery store cake to your birthday party.
@OhYeahILied: "I'm not a violent person but people can change", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food.