@erica_rosie: It's 450 BC. Socrates is doing a keg stand at a philosopher frat party. Gets the nickname SoCRAYtes. Nobody takes him seriously ever again.
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@SmithWit: Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again.
@Shen_the_Bird: me: hey what's your ring size her: omg why me: [closing out of custom bowling ball website] just thinking about the future
@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?