@UncleDuke1969: “It’s-a me... Where’s-a Thanos?”
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@Mom_Overboard: Him: What's this? *slowly unwrapping my gift* A blanket? Me: It's a sweater that fits two people so we can always be toge- Him: *running away* Me: HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
@KizerBillhelm: *dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*
@Marlebean: Friend zone?! I've been sister zoned! And if one more dude pats me on the head, I'm telling mom!!