The pens at banks are attached to chains because they turn into werewolves during a full moon and it’s for the town’s protection.
It’s about time you stopped being a bystander and became a passerby.
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My husband says that he just wants me to be happy.
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A national monument to those brave online heroes who were “First!” in comments.