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@Adyaces: It's all about how much devastation you can leave in your wake.
@iwearaonesie: How people walk when they’re:
DATING *holding hands*
ENGAGED *arms locked*
MARRIED *one person is pointing out all the parking spots I missed*
@AndrewNadeau0: ME: Hold on, let’s stay in the car until the song ends.
UBER DRIVER: No.
@lmegordon: My eyes are up here, buddy. Stop looking at my spaghetti sauce stain.
@krakkenlackin: "You are what you eat" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance
@AmazingPhil: My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'