@SteveSuckington: It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours.
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@ThisOneSayz: Me: Listen, I brush and I floss!! You won't find anything!! Cop: It's not that kind of cavity search, ma'am.
@ScottWesterfeld: Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.