@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
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@ItsLaTourette: It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
@bridger_w: I'm in a weird place in life because I'm not ready to get married, but I am ready to drag some cans behind my car
@david8hughes: [police car behind me] Me: shit, was that a red light back there? My dog: like a grey Me: ... My dog: like a light grey. If that helps