Thanks for suggestions Coca Cola, but I only share my coke with Jack
It’s here! May The Fourth Be With You!!
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genie: long time no see, ok, you have one wish left
Geppetto: I want a real boy
genie:??? what happened to the other 2 you wished for?
Me: A wise man once said…
Wife: STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!
as a job-stealing immigrant, I now have 36 jobs and counting. I keep them in my basement like some kind of job dragon. what you gonna do
Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won’t you just text him?
Her: I was robbed! They took EVERYTHING except some wire coat hangers and my Justin Bieber CD.
Me: I wonder why they left the hangers?
FINANCIAL ADVISOR: What’s your net worth?
FISHERMAN: Which one?
getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand
The Grammy performers prove that no matter age, sex, race, religion or looks, I have no idea who most them are.