Jorts: jean shorts
Jancakes: (you guessed it) jean pancakes
It’s like my therapist always says, “Please, put on your pants.”
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Me: Know why I pulled u over
C: Stop that
M: Stop that
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M: Wanna go to jail?
C: No.. errr
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me: almost done?
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