@Sarcasticsapien: It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane.
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@TheWoodenslurpy: Oh, I see. "Adam and Steve" is gay, but “Adam dates his own rib” is perfectly acceptable.
@SuperApple80: Jesus Christ, you’re absolutely insane. Wanna be friends so I look like a better person?
@gojarbe: "and this blood shall be called A+" all the other blood types: "k wow we're like right here"
@daemonic3: Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin