I let my dog watch “Fifty Shades Of Grey” and he loved it….Which surprised me because, he hated the book.
It’s my son’s birthday this week; so we’ve been doing whatever he wants since he was born.
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I don’t like the word ‘scampi’. It sounds like seafood that’s trying to run away.
I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate
I decided to tell the kids that Santa is made up but nighttime home invasions are very very real.
My girlfriend and I are sharing an #Amazon account.
I feel like I have something to prove here.
Judge: That’s sort of how this works.
The only time I complain about my husband being on his phone is when I’m not on mine.
NEIL DIAMOND: hands, touchin’ hands, reachin’ out, touchin’ me, touchin’ you
WALMART HR: ok so let’s go over the proper way to greet customers
As he stealthily slid the paper with my balance on it, I nodded at my bank teller for protecting my 12.03$ from the 2 old women behind me.