@TheAlexNevil: It’s normal for married couples to fight. The trick is for you and your spouse to find a couple you can easily beat up.
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@CONNORisSWEET: to hunt bugs bunny is to embark on a fool’s errand. the rabbit is too cunning, too devious, the most you can hope for is the barrel of your gun curved back at you, a “bang” flag mocking you the moment you self-righteously pull the trigger. the wise man hunts the halfwit daffy.
@TrueTorontoGirl: [First date] Him: What's your favorite dish? Me: The one that holds the most food.
@Mardigroan: Luke, I am your uncle. Luke, I am your third cousin. Luke, I am your grandmother. - Skywalker family reunion