@Trudacious: It's not like I live in a broken down car on the side of a road. I'm not that rich.
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@BromanConsul: What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?
@Oshungurl: Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose.