@evaandheriud: it’s so important we compare women to other women because in the end, as we all know, there can only be one woman
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@kellysdf: According to the NSA, most of my calls are me saying, "I forgot what you told me to pick up at the store."
@bencoffeehall: My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that.
@daemonic3: Hey girl, do you like bad boys? [drinks milk from carton] Or REALLY bad boys? [eats spoonful of yogurt one day after expiration date]