Gay guys don’t listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say “I know, right?!” while we wait for our turn to talk.
It’s that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it’s me trying to do my taxes.
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at banned camp,
I felt really excluded.
I’m not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me “2mer is B-9, woot!”
Bruce Lee: be like water.
Me: wasted every day?
ME: ok bear with me folks *pulls out a live salmon and eats it*
BUSINESS BEARS: *look around at each other and nod approvingly* this guy’s good
[approaching a person with a service dog who’s wearing a “Working: Do Not Pet” vest]
Me who is different and likely not target audience of sign: Hi, can I pet your dog?
CEO: It’s got wheels
Inventor: It’s the best we could do
CEO: You had 30 yrs
CEO: Put “may not hover” on the box and get out of my sight
Drinking pineapple juice will improve your complexion and adding rum will improve others’ looks.
“Why don’t you have kids yet?” is a great question, ma’am, but I’m saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym.
Sorry, Babe, it’s over.
*I get on my motorcycle but I can’t get it to start so I use my feet to scoot away*