@BoomBoomBetty: It’s that time between Christmas and New Years when the fridge is still packed but with random Christmas items so get ready for a casserole of figs, garlic stuffed olives, pineapple jam, and King’s Hawaiian rolls.
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@dorsalstream: [while hiking I slip off the edge of a cliff but bend into a boomerang shape and fly precisely back up to my original spot and continue hiking]
@silence__kit: Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"
@handsock_butts: best friend: the recording guy for our wedding cancelled on us me: I can do it best friend: thanks man! [after the wedding] best friend: *visibly angry* all you did was play that stupid flute the whole time me: actually it’s a recorder