My kids as adults explaining my disappearance: 20 years ago she said if we didn’t hurry up she’d leave without us, & we never saw her again.
It’s the last month of school, here are 97 activities in the middle of the day parents need to attend.
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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.
Attractive women post selfies and refer to themselves as ugly. As a group, if we begin agreeing with them we could stop that shit quick.
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My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called
Thai Me Up.
I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps.
[First day as a Doctor]
Me: Unfortunately, my first patient passed away today. It’s a harsh reality that we doctors have to face.
Patient: But… you’re a chiropractor…
The worst case scenario, or as I like to call it, the thing guaranteed to happen.
PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see
ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing
PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]